Blue to Red

I was in a school.

The school was getting re-tiled from blue to red tile. I thought that this one teacher was a criminal and was behind some sort of conspiracy because people were starting to disappear from the school and some of my classes were getting canceled. I went to seek help at the principal's office. He told me that I had to go out in the woods and find "the river" because that's where I would find the answers. So I walk out in the middle of the woods and eventually come to a pretty large hill. I start my way up and over. At the top I can see the river down below. I look on the other side of the river and there is a McDonald's! It is a fully-fledged working McDonald's in the middle of the forest. There is a parking lot and drive thru, but no streets running to or from it...

In the parking lot there are about 200 Wookiees having a gay marriage ceremony.