One of the guys in Daft Punk was trying to get killed.
Well, people were trying to kill him. TRON Legacy is about him. He has superpowers and he's like superman so he's weak to kryptonite. So, this one guy agrees to meet him. Now, the Daft Punk guy (from here on to be referred to as "Guy-Manuel") has never seen kryptonite before. This dude pulls it out and tried to kill him with it, but Guy-Manuel manages to throw it away and then beats the crap out of him and says, "Never do that again". The guy asks "Well, at least, can we please still talk?" Guy-Manuel agrees and the man says "Well, come upstairs". Guy-Manuel hangs back and lets the mystery man lead the way. Guy-Manuel then hides behind a wall and watches the man go up the stairs. He yells after him "Don't worry, I'm coming!", but still stays hidden. Guy-Manuel sees two more guys run up the stairs, then like 5 more, 10 more, and then hundreds more! Including Deadmau5. The mystery man pours liquid kryptonite all over his face because it glows and he wants to be glowing for the rave. Another guy tells him "Dude, that's not kryptonite, that's just a glow stick" and the mystery man says, "Ok, well come upstairs."
The upstairs floor turns into a giant rave so Guy-Manuel goes outside to go home. He looks back up at the second floor once he's outside and it's just a giant rave with Deadmau5 DJing. Then he hears a bunch of machine gun fire and sees bullets flying through the windows. People all start to jump out of the windows in slow motion and Guy-Manuel just walks away.
Below is the recording I made as soon as I woke up from the dream:
Epic Rave by IGoNightNight
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
The Work Site
OK. So. What I've started doing is as soon as I wake up after a dream I roll over, grab my phone, and record myself describing what just happened. Then, the next morning after I'm fully awake, I listen to the recording and write it down here. So far, they're FREAKING hilarious. I don't remember saying half of the stuff that's on the recordings. Anyways, that's how it's going down.
I've been lost for like 5 days.
There are some people that I recognize, but there is something off about them. They're acting differently. I'm helping them rebuild my friend Kyle Vaughn's house and trying to figure out where I am (in the world). I had lost my sandals a few days back and so today, after working on the house, when it was time for me to go back home one of the guys who's helping me was being WAY too nice. He was saying like "Do this, do this, no, this way" trying to explain how to build the house. Then, he said "Oh, are these your sandals?" and gave me a pair of sandals that looked like mine, but weren't because they had a lot more straps... So, I said "Yea... those are my sandals." and I put them on and they fit, but they weren't mine. Then he said "Yea, you probably forgot about them when you were working because you needed to be barefoot."
Now, there was also a number that I had to call everyday on the work site. I saw someone else doing it so I would call and just say "Checking in" and they'd say "OK" and hang up. When we were working on the house we accidentally left the gas line on. It was really close to the circular saw and so when the saw made some sparks it ignited the gas. It looked like a huge flamethrower and was awesome. Also, Chris was there, but he was wearing really tight clothing and it was gross.
Below is the recording I made as soon as I woke up from the dream:
The Work Site by IGoNightNight
I've been lost for like 5 days.
There are some people that I recognize, but there is something off about them. They're acting differently. I'm helping them rebuild my friend Kyle Vaughn's house and trying to figure out where I am (in the world). I had lost my sandals a few days back and so today, after working on the house, when it was time for me to go back home one of the guys who's helping me was being WAY too nice. He was saying like "Do this, do this, no, this way" trying to explain how to build the house. Then, he said "Oh, are these your sandals?" and gave me a pair of sandals that looked like mine, but weren't because they had a lot more straps... So, I said "Yea... those are my sandals." and I put them on and they fit, but they weren't mine. Then he said "Yea, you probably forgot about them when you were working because you needed to be barefoot."
Now, there was also a number that I had to call everyday on the work site. I saw someone else doing it so I would call and just say "Checking in" and they'd say "OK" and hang up. When we were working on the house we accidentally left the gas line on. It was really close to the circular saw and so when the saw made some sparks it ignited the gas. It looked like a huge flamethrower and was awesome. Also, Chris was there, but he was wearing really tight clothing and it was gross.
Below is the recording I made as soon as I woke up from the dream:
The Work Site by IGoNightNight
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
So busy!
I've had many dreams the past few days, but I've been so freaking busy that I haven't had time to sit down and write them out. I don't want to tell you about what I've been doing though because God forbid this turn into a real blog about my actual life.
Let's just stick to the dream world.
Be back with more soon.
zzzzzzzz
Let's just stick to the dream world.
Be back with more soon.
zzzzzzzz
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Nuclear Rain
I was in a city.
My friends and I were walking around in a downtown area. We knew that there was a chance of a nuclear war with Israel so we were already kind of on edge, but we were just having some fun downtown. It was all decorated for Christmas. All of the sudden, I saw something that looked like a shooting star. It flew across the sky and then landed off in the distance and there was an explosion. We were all stunned. We saw another, and another, and another. They started to hit buildings and there was mass panic. They were small nuclear bombs. Israel was firing a nuclear rain at the United States. We were trying to decide which way to run knowing that at any moment we could be blown to dust. We started to run down the street and a bomb hit the end of the street. I watched the shock wave blow back a bunch of cars and people. We started to run the other way and the same thing happened. We ducked into a parking garage and watched the city fall all around us. A missle hit the top of the parking garage and the roof started to crack.
I woke up.
WHEW.
My friends and I were walking around in a downtown area. We knew that there was a chance of a nuclear war with Israel so we were already kind of on edge, but we were just having some fun downtown. It was all decorated for Christmas. All of the sudden, I saw something that looked like a shooting star. It flew across the sky and then landed off in the distance and there was an explosion. We were all stunned. We saw another, and another, and another. They started to hit buildings and there was mass panic. They were small nuclear bombs. Israel was firing a nuclear rain at the United States. We were trying to decide which way to run knowing that at any moment we could be blown to dust. We started to run down the street and a bomb hit the end of the street. I watched the shock wave blow back a bunch of cars and people. We started to run the other way and the same thing happened. We ducked into a parking garage and watched the city fall all around us. A missle hit the top of the parking garage and the roof started to crack.
I woke up.
WHEW.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Blue to Red
I was in a school.
The school was getting re-tiled from blue to red tile. I thought that this one teacher was a criminal and was behind some sort of conspiracy because people were starting to disappear from the school and some of my classes were getting canceled. I went to seek help at the principal's office. He told me that I had to go out in the woods and find "the river" because that's where I would find the answers. So I walk out in the middle of the woods and eventually come to a pretty large hill. I start my way up and over. At the top I can see the river down below. I look on the other side of the river and there is a McDonald's! It is a fully-fledged working McDonald's in the middle of the forest. There is a parking lot and drive thru, but no streets running to or from it...
In the parking lot there are about 200 Wookiees having a gay marriage ceremony.
The school was getting re-tiled from blue to red tile. I thought that this one teacher was a criminal and was behind some sort of conspiracy because people were starting to disappear from the school and some of my classes were getting canceled. I went to seek help at the principal's office. He told me that I had to go out in the woods and find "the river" because that's where I would find the answers. So I walk out in the middle of the woods and eventually come to a pretty large hill. I start my way up and over. At the top I can see the river down below. I look on the other side of the river and there is a McDonald's! It is a fully-fledged working McDonald's in the middle of the forest. There is a parking lot and drive thru, but no streets running to or from it...
In the parking lot there are about 200 Wookiees having a gay marriage ceremony.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Dinosaur Piercings
I was at Universal Studios.
I was with some of my tour guide training group and we were just walking around the studio. We are looking at everything and trying to memorize where everything is and then we see a piece of land that has sort of like a moat around it. It's in the corner of the lot so there's a wall on two sides and then water on the other two sides. We see a small bridge and decide to cross and see what's over there. Turns out it's where they keep all of the REAL dinosaurs! This was great news and we were all very excited to see the dinosaurs. Now, they keep this area secret, but if you find it, then you're allowed to go look at all of them if you go through the proper procedure.
We walk across the bridge and there are signed explaining to us what kind of dinosaurs they have and what we're going to see. We're all very excited. We go into the first building and it's a security check-point just to make sure we're not bringing in anything inappropriate. They search our bags and pat us down or whatever. Then we go into another room with another check-point. They are drawing blood... I didn't really want to get my blood drawn, but I understand. They just have to make sure that we are healthy because they don't want any of the dinosaurs getting sick. So, we all got our blood drawn and went into the next room. THIS is where I drew the line.
It was the last check-point and what you had to go was get FOUR piercings somewhere on your body. I was completely shocked. The girls were like "Oh, hmm, I guess I'll just get two more earrings or something." but I was like "NO. I don't want to do this." I was looking around at the other people who were already getting some of their piercings and there was this one guy who was getting four of his FINGERS pierced. I have NO idea why. After you get the four piercings then you are able to go see the raptors. I thought about it for a while, but since they never told us WHY we had to get the piercings, I eventually just left. I could see some of the dinosaurs from outside anyways just kind of chillin' near the fence.
I was with some of my tour guide training group and we were just walking around the studio. We are looking at everything and trying to memorize where everything is and then we see a piece of land that has sort of like a moat around it. It's in the corner of the lot so there's a wall on two sides and then water on the other two sides. We see a small bridge and decide to cross and see what's over there. Turns out it's where they keep all of the REAL dinosaurs! This was great news and we were all very excited to see the dinosaurs. Now, they keep this area secret, but if you find it, then you're allowed to go look at all of them if you go through the proper procedure.
We walk across the bridge and there are signed explaining to us what kind of dinosaurs they have and what we're going to see. We're all very excited. We go into the first building and it's a security check-point just to make sure we're not bringing in anything inappropriate. They search our bags and pat us down or whatever. Then we go into another room with another check-point. They are drawing blood... I didn't really want to get my blood drawn, but I understand. They just have to make sure that we are healthy because they don't want any of the dinosaurs getting sick. So, we all got our blood drawn and went into the next room. THIS is where I drew the line.
It was the last check-point and what you had to go was get FOUR piercings somewhere on your body. I was completely shocked. The girls were like "Oh, hmm, I guess I'll just get two more earrings or something." but I was like "NO. I don't want to do this." I was looking around at the other people who were already getting some of their piercings and there was this one guy who was getting four of his FINGERS pierced. I have NO idea why. After you get the four piercings then you are able to go see the raptors. I thought about it for a while, but since they never told us WHY we had to get the piercings, I eventually just left. I could see some of the dinosaurs from outside anyways just kind of chillin' near the fence.
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